MARRIAGE, Men, Unhappiness in:
A man was bitterly crying over the grave site at the cemetery. He was wailing bitterly, and the only thing others could hear were the words, “Why did you have to die, why did have to die, what did I ever do to you?” Another man was visiting another lost relative and said to him, “Sir, I am so sorry. “Is that your brother?” The man said, No. “Is that your mother?” The man said, “No, it’s my wife’s first husband.”
At the conclusion of the men’s conference the Pastor’s wife was asked the question by deacon John. “If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? “Yes, she replied.” The man said, “well if a man goes into the forest and speaks his mind and no one is around to hear him, is he still wrong”?
A husband and wife were driving on their way to church one morning arguing about being late and getting a parking spot far away from the building. They noticed a farmer as they drove trying to get a mule to move forward but it refused.
The husband looked at his wife and said, “There goes one of your relatives.” She replied, “Yeah, I know…by marriage.”